things that annoy me:
- you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
- are you sure you’re gay????
- you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
- it’s a phase??????
- your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
- my dick will make you straight????
- you don’t look like a lesbian?????
- lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
POSITIVE WEIGHTLOSS INSPIRATION XOXO
My boyfriend gave Murphy and I a little photoshoot during our daily yoga practice :)
That last one is just perfect.
As much as yoga has been irking me lately (lolololololol) this is adorable and I do miss practicing.
"If people are taking pictures of me at Starbucks, it’s not the end of the world. It’s cool, it’s fun, it’s exciting."
so i just quit my job.
it might’ve been for a stupid reason, but in my defense, i refuse to work for an employer who calls his employees stupid.
and thus begins an open letter to my former boss:
excuse you, fucker, i’ve been called stupid for 20 years of my life by people who were supposed to love and accept me. i will not stand to be constantly yelled at and degraded by the same words by my superior. that’s unacceptable.
what you said and did on Monday caused me to have a panic-induced asthma attack. no, i did not “just cry”. i wasn’t “just emotional”. you sent me into a full blown, hyperventilating, face/leg/arm numbing panic attack, which then induced an asthma attack. my lips turned blue. i couldn’t breathe. the others had to call an ambulance because i was in such a frightening state. that was, by far, the worst panic-induced asthma attack I’ve ever experienced.
and today, when I walked in to resign, you didn’t even say anything. not a single apology. not even a “thank you” for working for your company. not even a goodbye.
you were the one that caused my panic-induced asthma attack, and you knew that damn well. while the paramedics were there on monday, you did nothing but stare as you went back and forth through the hallway. you did nothing at all. and even as i was going home that day, you still didn’t say anything.
so whatever. i quit because i no longer feel comfortable working for such a pathetic excuse for a human being. you have no regard for anything whatsoever.
blood bank - bon iver // glass in the park - alex turner // to be alone with you - sufjan stevens // england - the national // to build a home - the cinematic orchestra // all things at once - tired pony // angels - the xx // autumn leaves - ed sheeran // new slang - the shins // only one who knows - arctic monkeys // seaside - the kooks // the stable song - gregory alan isokov // your hand in mine - explosions in the sky
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh
dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
This is brilliant.